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• I miss my old chair. -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
• Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
  NOW who's asking the questions? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women. -- Old Testament -- 2 Samuel i, 26
• No, I have not grown roots into this chair!
• A girl who weighed many an oz. Used language I dare not pron oz.
  For a fellow unkind Pulled her chair out behind Just to see (so he said) if she'd bounce...
• I love to cook! I love to eat! I hate to wash DISHES!
• How cruelly sweet are the echoes that start When memory plays an old tune on the heart!
  -- Eliza Cook (1817-1889) -- Old Dobbi...
• You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair.