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• Don't dream it! Be it! -- Frank N. Furte
• 'Weird' is a relative, not an absolute term. -- Baron Frank N. Furte
• What's the opposite of a Hot Dog? A Pup-Scicle.
• Hot Lips: Hate Hawkeye, hate BJ, love you & my wife Faithfully, Frank
• Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth.
  [blows it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway....
• Apparently, July is National Hot Dog Month. If this is true, I imagine there must also be National Hot Dog Awards.
  I can just imagine this. Someone opens an envelope, looks at the contents and say...
• Moser's Law of Spectator Sports: Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
• My friends...what are hot dogs? Chopped dog? No, they're chopped eyeballs, and what's better on eyeballs than A-1?
• The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. -- Robert W. Chambe