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• Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat.
• Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it. -- Aubrey Ebe
• Armadillo: cross between a speed bump and Chili Filling.
• SVE: Skip on Vernal Equinox
• A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• The difference between a cow chewing its cud and someone chewing bubble gum is that the cow has better manners than to blow bubbles with its cud.
• HORSE I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate.
  A horse is actually any four legged creature in a Western movie....
• Cross you heart, hope to die, Stick a needle in your eye, Jam a dagger in your thigh, Eat a horse manure pie!
  -- Bart, from The Simpso...
• Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.
  -- Ian Shoale...