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• Remember that when you hear a horse, it might be a zebra.
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• USHER Formerly a person who would escort the audiences to their sea
  cinema ushers are now relegated to clearing out the snogging teenagers in the back-row who haven't realised the film has ended....
• HORSE I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate.
  A horse is actually any four legged creature in a Western movie....
• SMILEY ==#== railroad crossing
• NOSE Outlet located in the middle of the face. Used for smelling, breathing, and the output of extraneous waste.
  Beats me why snot couldn't have exited through the arse like most of the other waste coming out of the body....
• Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here
  here can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make it, Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
• VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• OPERA For centuries now, Opera has been the foremost method of humiliation available to the security forces.
  It began in the late 1600s, when peasant rebels were made to dress up as ridiculously fat people and get up on wooden planks in front of hundreds of their peers and shout the same things over and over and over, to a musical accompaniment....