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• Whenever a man seeks your advice he generally seeks your praise. -- Lord Chesterfield
• Honey, I'm single because I was born that way. I never married, because I would have had to give up my favourite hobby - men.
• The Bible is not my Book and Christianity is not my religion.
  I could never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma....
• The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion.
  I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma....
• The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion.
  I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma....
• I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• My Lord, I have a cunning plan..
• When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
  -- Josh Billing...