I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured
out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby. All my life I have
had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies. I always wanted to
write down "reading", but reading is not a hobby. If you collect
books, that is a hobby. If you actually read them, it is not. If
you happen to watch a butterfly in a field, that is not a hobby.
If you put a pin through its little heart, that is a hobby.
-- Richard Cohen
out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby. All my life I have
had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies. I always wanted to
write down "reading", but reading is not a hobby. If you collect
books, that is a hobby. If you actually read them, it is not. If
you happen to watch a butterfly in a field, that is not a hobby.
If you put a pin through its little heart, that is a hobby.
-- Richard Cohen
Related:
- Bart: [hammering away]
Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I...... - If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
- I don't have the time for a hobby. I have a computer.
- I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
- It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a -- NO, IT'S MY LIFE!!!
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Honey, I'm single because I was born that way. I never married, because I would have had to give up my favourite hobby - men.
- I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world.... - I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world....
