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• QOTD: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave.
• If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave. -- Monty Pytho
• NO CARRIER:.. what, does this mean I have to walk?
• I know there are nights when I have power, when I could put on something and walk in somewhere, and if there's a man who doesn't look at me, it's because he's gay.
  -- Kathleen Turne...
• I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
  -- Willa Cathe...
• If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim.
  -- Bob Stanfield...
• Honey, I'm single because I was born that way. I never married, because I would have had to give up my favourite hobby - men.
• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man--no time to talk. -- Barry Gibb