Rachel: Ok, Uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, And Uh, Oh, Paolo.
Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini.
Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier
with you than I ever was with him.
Rachel: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it
really was was just, you know, meaningless animal sex.
[Realizing what she just said.]
Rachel: Ok, you know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, [hands him a lasagna] but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Paolo: Grazie. Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
Rachel enters.] Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let's go!
! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
Ross: Alright, I want my monkey. Luisa [from Animal Control]
No! Rachel: Oh, c'mon, Luisa! Luisa: Sorry, prom queen....
Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...