HONESTY
Honesty cannot be undervalued. And while I'm on the subject of
honesty, have I told you about an exciting business opportunity
that could make you thousands of dollars without hard work or
expensive capital investment? Yes, bank robbery is an exciting new
idea, and you could be one of the first to buy an exclusive
franchise in your area. For just $30,000, we'll provide a fully
detailed instruction manual on how to do a bank robbery. Ring today
and we'll include two luxury pure wool dry-cleanable balaclavas,
perfect for those anonymous jobs when you just don't want to be
identified on the News.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
