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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Marge: Please, Grampa, he's in a coma. Grampa: Coma!
  ? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the.....
• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
  The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
• Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
  Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....
• Homer: So anywho, back then there was _no_ way for me to know your mother was pregnant.
  [flash to Marge pushing Homer out of the way, running into the bathroom, and throwing up] Home...
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
• Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
  Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge...