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• A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
  -- Fro...
• He's so old his blood type was discontinued. -- Bill Dana
• Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a rui
  but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building....
• If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.
• I quit smoking and it was a very, very disappointing experience.
  I found out my teeth are really brown. -- Bill Dana...
• Milhouse: Twenty-five years old? You're not twenty-five years old.
  This ID is completely fake! Bart: Yes, you're right Milhouse....
• I think the next four years we should try it with no President. -- Dana Frado
• Anybody in the audience with a New York license plate BL 758367458959473 62847456578392610284 will you kindly move it.
  Your license plate is blocking traffic. -- Bill Dana...