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• You may be redneck... if your father made your personalized license plate.
• 0435 Is your license plate computer-related? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Some guy came running in the other night and said, "Somebody stole my car!
  I said, "Did you see him?" He said, "No, but I got his license plate." -- Bill Barne...
• My license plate says PMS. Nobody cuts me off. -- Wendy Liebma
• vanity domain n. [common; from `vanity plate' as in car license plate] An Internet domain, particularly in the .
  com or .org top-level domains, apparently created for no reason other than boosting the creator's ego....
• Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds vanity license plate rack] Cool.
  ..personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"....
• Judge: Your license is hereby revoked, and I'd like you to attend traffic school and two months of Alc-Anon meetings.
  Homer: Your honor, I'd like that stricken from the record....
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• What are you wearing around your neck? Ah. It's my new ruff.
  You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....