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• A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
  -- Fro...
• Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a rui
  but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building....
• His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier. -- Bill Dana
• A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
  -- Joan Rive...
• Milhouse: Twenty-five years old? You're not twenty-five years old.
  This ID is completely fake! Bart: Yes, you're right Milhouse....
• It takes two to make a marriage: a girl and her mother.
• Grandma: Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits.
  Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for your goodbye....
• There's the commercial on TV where the woman is smelling her clothes.
  She says, "They smell as fresh as all outdoors!" Is that ridiculous?...
• When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years....