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• I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today.
  I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adam...
• His family's got more mills than...than you've got brain cells,sir.
  How many mills? Seven, sir. -- Edmund and George : Amy and Amiability...
• If it takes a man and a half a day and a half to dig a hole and a half, how many days does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
  Thirteen, because boy dogs can't have puppies....
• Things have not been getting better since the day of the discovery of the ball point pen that writes underwater.
• Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game.
  The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole...
• A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
  Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game....