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• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• I was hoping that you might play the title role, sir.
  What a roaringly good idea. What's the play called?...
• Well done, Bladder. How can I ever thank you? Well, you can start by not calling me 'Bladder', sir.
  -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• George flouts a large cape and huge false moustache) Well, what do you think?
  ...Are you ill or something? -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Look honey the Jones' have the bomb. -- Mrs. Smith
• Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. Certainly, your Highness.
  I'll leave you to dribble in private. -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Last year, when Brutus was about to kill Julius Caesar, the Prince yelled out, 'Look behind you, Mr.
  Caesar'. -- Edmund, Sense and Senility...
• You mean they acually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, put on a silly hat and trusted to luck.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Sense and Senility...
• And, of course, when the people find out you've burnt Doctor Johnson's dictionary, they may go around saying, 'Look, there's Thick George .
  ..he's got a brain the size of a weasels wedding tackle'....