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• Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me.
  .. Captain Toke. -- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL...
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• I have read your article, Mr. Johnson, and I am no wiser now than when I started.
  "Possibly not, Sir, but far better informed....
• I have a feeling that at any time about three million Americans can be had for any militant reaction against law, decency, the Constitution, the Supreme Court, compassion and the rule of reason.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith...
• Dear Emily: I saw a long article that I wish to rebut carefully, what should I do?
  -- Angry Dear Angry: Include the entire text with your article, and include your comments between the lines....
• John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
  Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...
• I only use YALE graphics.
• Dear Emily: I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now it's time to summarize.
  What should I do? -- Editor Dear Editor: Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post that....
• Homer: [thinking] Oh, I thought this thing was going to be catered.
  Boy, am I hungry. I mean, I'm really, really, hungry....