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  -- Red Butto...
• Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
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• No matter where I go, there I am. Hey! I'm omnipresent!
• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
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• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• HEY!!!! Where's the bubblegum?!?!!!!