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• Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back.
  .. (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good....
• Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
  Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec....
• My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
  -- Answering machine madness - family fu...
• Anything that can be improved, is not yet finished.
• I've gone to look for myself. If I should get back before I return, keep me here. -- Bill the Ca
• Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good!
  I wish to report a robbery. Wiggum: [bored] A robbery, right....
• Hey, I had to bring this back on-topic somehow...
• Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor forever.
  Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch to Homer against a backdrop of blue skies, beaches, palm trees, and steel drum music] And now, the final phase of my plan....
• If it can be understood, it's not finished yet. -- Paul Herbig