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• Political New Math: |(Republican Party) - (Democratic Party)| = $.05
• Dan Quayle is a man of the future, a young man born in the middle of this century and from the middle of America.
  He's a dynamic young leader for the future of our party and the future of the nation....
• The Republican administration has failed to enforce the Prohibition law
  is guilty of trafficking in liquor permits, and has become the protector of violators of this law....
• A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes.
  A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting....
• Welcome to the Democratic Party, here's your blindfold.
• Clinton: The best thing to happen to the Republican party.
• Shooting holes in the bible... er... Republican party platform.
• Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
  [everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us....
• Those who can, do. Those who can't join the Democratic Party