He's a Democrat because he's too poor to be Republican.
Related:
- A Democrat is someone who would be a Republican if
he had the money... - Bureaucrat: A Democrat who is holding some office that a Republican wants,
or a Republican who is holding some office that a Democrat... - A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party
he is a leader.
Harry S... - Too poor for a bribe, and too proud to importune;
He had not the method of making a fortune.
Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- On his own... - Vice President Dan Quayle says he never really wanted to be a Republican,
he just wanted to live like one... - Mr. Coolidge is the best Democrat we ever had in the White House.
He didn't do nothin', but that's what we wanted done... - This week somebody sent a puppy to the President. The puppy was a Democrat.
You could tell--he had his eyes open! -- Senator Claghorn... - Man tends to root for the underdog, because he fears that he will find
himself in that same position far too often.
Michael S.... - A man isn't poor if he can still
laugh...
