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• Sewing at once a double thread, A shroud as well as a shirt.
  -- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- The Song of the Shi...
• You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
  Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....
• Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
  Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
• Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
• If the thread ended in her jeans, should we follow it?
• Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
  But I have never been able to make out the numbers....
• We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die.
• You've read the thread, now view the GIF.
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....