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• Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers.
• I need to call 911. Where's the eleven key?
• How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. -- Borg
• Little Known Facts, #23: Did you know... that if you dial 911 in Los Angeles you get the BMW repair garage?
• > help Dial 100, 101, 102, 103, 106. -- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 24 Sep, 1998
• Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min)
• For customer assistance, dial 1-800-IAM-DUMB.
• Progress is marvelous. In former days, you could dial a wrong number locally.
  Now, thanks to progress, you can dial a wrong number all over the world....
• They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
  -- Tommy Blaze...