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• Help! I'd dial 911 but can't find the eleven on the dial.
• Your not having fun till they call 911!
• Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available
  an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot....
• C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
  -- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Announcer: It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your children are?
  Homer: I told you last night, no! ...
• I need CPR...quick, call Dr Bashier!!
• Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
• I'm SO far out in the boonies that even 911 is a long distance call.
• No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!