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• Quit while you're ahead. You may not get another chance.
• If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, consider an exciting career as a guillotine operator!
• Don't get even, get ahead!
• The business of living is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves.
• Hello! Operator! Get me the number for 911!" -- The Simpso
• GUILLOTINE: A French chopping center.
• I surely don't want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
  If I were, then I wouldn't be, and so all of this could not take place as it happens to me now....
• Guillotine operators receive severance pay.
• You can't get ahead while getting even. -- Dick Armey