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• Garfield was assassinated. Shot by a disappointed office seeker, right?
  Don't they always say that same sentence? It's crazy....
• There is a voter born every minute. -- P.T. Clinto
• There's one born every minute. -- P. T. Barnum (1810-1891)
• There's a sucker born every minute. -- P T Barnum
• Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.
  If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you....
• There's a bug born every minute, and two to replace him." -- P. T. Bugem
• Quote #149 A sucker is born every minute. -- Phineas T. Barnum
• Quote #384 There's one born again every minute ;-) -- gauntlet@bga.com (Jeff)
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