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He Even Looks Like God... Except His Hands Are In His Pockets.
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"He even looks like God... except his hands are in his pockets."
"They should be, he's got four dead Presidents in 'em."
-- Albert Finny and a forgotten actress in "Wolfen"
Related:
From "LeapTrek", a novel by Katriena Knights. Al's (Quatum Leap) remarks about Commander William Riker (StarTrek - The Next Generation)
"Tell him to loosen up. God, he's stiff even for a military man....
If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water.
-- African Proverb...
Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends .
.. Well, there's the fat kid with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his hands in his pockets....
Who is John Galt? An explorer, the greatest explorer that ever lived.
The man who found the fountain of youth.John Galt spent years looking for it....
I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead. -- Samuel Goldwy
He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears. -- Spock
He's dead, Jim! Grab his wallet.
There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....