Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

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• The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
  Quentin...
• I recommend having no relationships except those easily borne and disposed of;
  I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's...
• One should always be wary of someone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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• Vice is its own reward. --
  Quentin...
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
  Quentin...
• Never get involved with someone who wants to change you.
  Quentin...
• Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
  Quentin...
• Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
  Quentin...
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your own level.
  It is eversomuch cheaper. -- Quentin...