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• Never get involved with someone who wants to change you. -- Quentin Crisp
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
• There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money
  he second that you have something to say that you think the world should know...
• For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an athei
  a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?...
• In the summer I drink Guinness, which requires no refrigeration and no cooking--Guinness is a great day-shortener.
  If you get out of bed first thing and drink a glass, then the day doesn't begin until about twelve-thirty, when you come to again, which is nice....
• It's Not What You Know, But Who You Know.
• You can bring men from other parts of the world who are sane.
  And you know what happens? At the very moment they cross those mountains....