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• Overheard in a bar: Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!
  Woman: "No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now....
• Man: Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!
  Woman: No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there now. -- Overheard in a ba...
• Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
• Heard you were moving your piano, so I cam over to help.
  "Thanks. Got it upstairs already." "Do it alone?...
• Heard you were moving your piano, so I came over to help.
  "Thanks. Got it upstairs already." "Do it alone?...
• Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and I just had to shoot one.
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• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
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• NTGH: Not Tonight, I've Got a Headache