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• May you have the nicest neighbors in all Siberia.
• I like overkill. -- Post Brothers Comic
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  Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like....
• Gotta run. My neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles.
• Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour. Homer: An hour?
  I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?...
• I had a big New Year's Eve--they tell me. But New Year's Eve is a lot of fun.
  We had a big New Year's Eve party. We didn't like our furniture anyway....