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• Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
  -- George Carli...
• The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.
• If you're going faster than 90 MPH and they chase you -- make 'em *earn* it.
• Be patient with those who are slower than you, for they make you look better.
• Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
  Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
• The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli
• Your dog is aging faster than you are.
• Have you ever noticed what "golf" spells backwards?
• Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone!! -- George Carli