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• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
  I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
• Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!
  Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers....
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...
• Good job! You have killed the flying dragon! The carcass smolders a a moment, then with a great blast disappears in a cloud of smoke!
• Dignity is like a top hat. Neither is very much use when you are standing on it.
  -- Chistopher Holli...
• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center.
  If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance or odor, press one....
• Joe: Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my Mobile Command Unit[tm].
  Stacy: Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip[tm]....