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• Imhoff's Law: The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the really big lumps always rise to the top.
• Imhoff's Law The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the REALLY big chunks always rise to the top.
• Have a blast while you last. -- Hollis Stacy
• Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Who needs dignity when you can be in the show business?
• When a person stands on his dignity, it's probably because he has very insecure footing.
• Make other people like themselves a little better and rest assured they'll like you very much.
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• Bart: Hey, that's my lucky red hat sitting on top of a double- corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box!
  Marge: Oh, it sounds like you really learned something on your field trip....