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• Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• Half of the American people have never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal
• Half of the world's Eskimos have never seen an igloo.
• A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
• An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.
  -- Karl Krau...
• I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal
• You'll never be half the woman your father was!