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• Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts.. on the final Oprah.
• If a talk show lasts a couple of months today, it is forced to recycle sexual aberrations and shuffle the guests around a bit more.
• People are either born hosts or born guests. -- Max Beerbohm
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• Wearing a dress was Phil Donahue's way of dethroning Oprah Winfrey as Queen of the Talk Shows.
• We got a great show for ya! Well, actually, the last half hour is a real garbage dump.
  -- Krusty the Clown hosts "Tuesday Night Live", "Brother from the Same Plane...
• And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
  -- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• C'MON GUYS, LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS" -- Famous Last Word
• The one common trait of talk shows is the fact that most of the guests have done something most of us consider unspeakable.