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• Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the wierdest people to talk to.
  And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic minority, crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey....
• Watching Oprah causes cancer. Next on Donahue.
• On Oprah Winfrey's income: "$83 million? Oprah and I do basically the same thing.
  Stand in front of people and abuse them....
• Guests who kill their talk show hosts. On the last Donahue.
• Many folks watch talk shows on televsion, and many of these same folks end up watching a hocky game in which the teams are not wearing uniforms.
• Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts.. on the final Oprah.
• Which arrived first, talk shows or sexual abnormalities?
• Back when I was attending the University of Utah, The Daily Utah Chronicle ran a joke ad for a debate between Phil Donahue and Whiskers the Lamb.
  Over 30 people showed up. (what they were expecting, God only knows.)...
• Boy George - just what England needs, another Queen who can't dress!