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• And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
  -- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the wierdest people to talk to.
  And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic minority, crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey....
• Tribbles who love Klingons, on the next Oprah!
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• Transvestite Nazi bikers and those who love `em on the next Oprah!
• Wearing a dress was Phil Donahue's way of dethroning Oprah Winfrey as Queen of the Talk Shows.
• Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.