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• Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
  Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
• Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
  .. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Brent: We've got ourselvs a special guest, actor Troy McClure, whose new sitcom is premiering tonight, coincidentally enough, right after the game!
  Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show is called `Handle with Care'....
• Brent: It is the playoffs. It's five below, and there's one loyal fan wearing nothing but a G-string, and the team colors painted on his body!
  [camera shows the fan in question, shivering, teeth chattering] Johnny...
• Football player: [being interviewed] This team is fired up.
  We came here to play! Homer: Aw right! [picks up the phone to place his bet] Lisa...
• Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games? Lisa
  Well, I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart, Seattle because they've got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat....
• Those who attend professional football games in the future may expect this announceme
  Working today's game will be one referee, a head linesman, and two officers from the Narcotics Division....
• Brent: We're live from the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, and Super Bowl XXVI.
  Today, we're going to be seen by people in one hundred and fifty countries, all over the world!...
• TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
  Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....