And Now, With His Picks For Today's Games, The Man Who's Right 52% Of The Time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of
the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
-- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football pre-game show,
"Lisa the Greek"
Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
.. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
Brent: We've got ourselvs a special guest, actor Troy McClure, whose new sitcom is premiering tonight, coincidentally enough, right after the game!
Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show is called `Handle with Care'....
Brent: It is the playoffs. It's five below, and there's one loyal fan wearing nothing but a G-string, and the team colors painted on his body!
[camera shows the fan in question, shivering, teeth chattering] Johnny...
Football player: [being interviewed] This team is fired up.
We came here to play! Homer: Aw right! [picks up the phone to place his bet] Lisa...
Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games? Lisa
Well, I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart, Seattle because they've got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat....
Those who attend professional football games in the future may expect this announceme
Working today's game will be one referee, a head linesman, and two officers from the Narcotics Division....
Brent: We're live from the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, and Super Bowl XXVI.
Today, we're going to be seen by people in one hundred and fifty countries, all over the world!...
TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....