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• No one can guarantee the actions of another. -- Spock, "Day of the Dove," stardate unknown.
• Bequeath your wheels to some destitute vehicle.
• Blow up your vehicle. It's really fun to watch.
• One of the more fragile things in life is the unbreakable guarantee.
• If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors.
  There is no other. -- Carl Schurz (1829-1906)...
• Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
  Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos....
• Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently standing.
  The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar- intensive ordnance delivery vectors....
• The only guarantee of the Bill of Rights which continues to have any force and effect is the one prohibiting quartering troops on citizens in time of peace.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956), 1951...
• I consider your very testy and quarrelsome people in the same light as I do a loaded gun, which may, by accident, go off and kill one.
  -- Shenstone...