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• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. ARETINO
• If you really want to annoy your neighbors and worry them no end, cause them to sit up nights in anxiety, than there is but one way to do it.
  Tell the truth about them. Truth needs no embellishment and is always better than any fiction possible....
• There is no racial bigotry here. Here you are all equally worthless. -- FULL METAL JACKET
• Next time your in-laws (or other equally likeable sort) come to visit, remember thi
  The word visit appears in the Bible describing when the Lord sent the plagues to the Egyptians....
• One of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered.
  -- Ann Lande...
• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. -- Clint Eastwood
• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. -- Pietro Aretino
• That's all life is -- one big word game. Don't lie to yourself about it anymore.
  P.S. You are now enlightened. -- Carl Frederick, "est: Playing the Game the New Way...