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• Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
  (Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
• An example of hard water is ice.
• There is no such thing as water. It is merely melted ice.
• It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
  -- Franklin P. Jone...
• Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
  [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....
• If you go swimming in melted dry ice, do you get dry?
• To cool off a Beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
• Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
  you're crazy. -- Drillers to Edwin Drake, geologist, 1859...
• ICE What water becomes if you freeze it. (See "gas", "Celsius") The main uses of ice are to cool down drinks with, place down people's backs, and economical housing for Eskimos.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...