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• Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
  (Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
• Always put off until tomorrow the things you shouldn't do at all.
• All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.
• Always put off till tomorrow what you shouldn't do at all. -- Morris Mandel, "The Jewish Pre
• If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.
  -- Clyde F. Adam...
• IBM: Ice Box Machine
• Remember, if it's not ICE brewed, it's not ICE beer!
• Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
• Never put off to tomorrow what you can do today