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• There is no such thing as water. It is merely melted ice.
• Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice?
• The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? -- Lily Tomli
• Spare yourself many hard falls - don't get on the ice with an NHLer!
• It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
  -- Franklin P. Jone...
• ICE What water becomes if you freeze it. (See "gas", "Celsius") The main uses of ice are to cool down drinks with, place down people's backs, and economical housing for Eskimos.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• For water continually dropping will wear hard rocks hollow.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of the Training of Childre...
• No matter how hard you throw a dead fish in the water, it still won't swim.
• Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
  -- Arthur Stringer - The Silver Poppy...