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• Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twai
• Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• It is discouraging to try and penetrate a mind like yours.
  You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it....
• History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes. -- Mark Twai
• What is the chief end of man? - to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must....
• Who ne'er knew joy but friendship might divide, Or gave his father grief but when he died.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epitaph on the Hon. S. Harcou...
• Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. -- Mark Twai