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• Gridlock to the max, Jack
• Australian Rules Football may best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air.
• Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.
• Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. JOHNSON
• Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. --Frank Gifford
• College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played.
  There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity....