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• Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched me and eventually it hit me.
  I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it certainly wasn't me....
• I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
• Look before you run into a pole.
• Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with laptop.
• I am feeling so grey today...
• Invictus Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul.
  In the fell clutch of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud Under the bludgeoning of chance...
• I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole.
• I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.