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• Grey! Did I hear you say grey?" "Light black. From pole to pole.
• What is "Laptop" spelled backwards???
• A message from the depths of Hell!
• Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
• You have a message from the operator.
• Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched me and eventually it hit me.
  I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it certainly wasn't me....
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
  Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly....
• I wrote this note on a 486 laptop on the beaches of Maui.