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  Well, one or two ideas do suggest themselves, but you'd probably think they were unhygienic....
• We have some important military business to discuss.
  Alright. Ten minutes only then. (she leaves) (to George) Alright porkface, where's the grub?...
• Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40 blocks.
  Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for the first 36 blocks, then haul him out and drag him the last fou...
• I will not conduct my own fire drills.
• Burns: {[to players] Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.
  I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you....
• I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
• Long ago I proposed that unsuccessful candidates for the Presidency be quietly hanged, as a matter of public sanitation and decorum.
  The sight of their grief must have a very evil effect upon the young....