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• He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other.
  He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to....
• You'll be okay, Dad. Just make sure he hits you an _even_ number of times, so you don't end up with amnesia.
  -- Bart tips his father, "The Homer They Fall...
• God gives burdens; also shoulders. Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election.
  At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere....
• The good fairy glints: Would you like a wish? The good fairy glow
  Are you sure? The good fairy radiates: Really really sure?...
• I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTIE..
• Oral Roberts is sure the end is near, but he has hired two extra people to work on his listeners, to put him into their will!
• I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. -- Tom Lehre
• Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
• Riker: "I'm sure Captain Picard would have something meaningful and inspirational to say right now.
  To tell you the truth, I wish he was here, 'cause I'd like to here it too....