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  Then it'll be his fault. Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!...
• Lisa: What happened, Dad? Homer: I punched Burns right in his 104-year-old face.
  Lisa: Are you sure he's dead? Maybe you just really really hurt him....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Moe: All right, I raise a quarter. Carl: I'm out.
  Lenny: I'm out. Barney: I'm out. Whoa -- [passes ou...
• Now, no matter how much he hits you, you don't do nothing, okay?
  You don't wanna get drawn into a boxing match, here....
• Granma: Abe, I want Homer to grow up respecting his father.
  He must never know about that, that carnival incident....
• Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
  Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Marge: Oh, Homie! Are you okay? Homer: [in pain and sorrow] I can't remember where we parked.
  Marge: That's all right. We'll just wait till everyone else leaves....